A good economy theory

SOCIALISME

you have 2 cows, you give 1 of you cow to your neighbour

COMMUNISME

you have 2 cows, your country take away 2 of it and give you two tins of milk..

FASCISME

you have 2 cows, your country take away 2 of it and sell milk to you..

NAZISM

you have 2 cows but your country take 2 of it then shoot you..

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

you have 2 slut cows, you sell 1 then buy 1 bull. you add your animals and grow the economy...

THE ANDERSEN MODEL

you have 2 cows, you cut 2 of it..

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

you have 2 cows, you sell one, and the other one you ask to produce milk as much as 4 cows. then, you ask the physicolog to see why your cow died..

A FRENCH CORPORATION

you have 2 cows and you go to the street, make a blockade because you want 3 cows...

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

you have 2 cows, you redecorate it until it can produce 20 tmes milk than before. then you make a cartoon profile of smart cow "Cowakemon" and sell it all over the world.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

you have 2 cows, you make it can live more than a century, eat only once a month and they can make out milk by themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

you have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are and you make decision to eat lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

you have 2 cows. you count it and think how if you have 5 cows and then think how if you have 42 cows. you count it again and found that you only have 2 cows. you stop counting and then opened a bottle of vodka..

A SWISS CORPORATION

you have 5000 cows. None is yours. you dive administrative cost for the owners and keep it in bank..

A CHINESE CORPORATION

you have 2 cows. you have 300 people to makes out the milk and said that no jobless around and your production of milk are high. you catch the journalist that write the truth..

BRITISH CORPORATION

you have 2 cows. two of it are mad cow.

IRAQ CORPORATION

many people thinks that you have many cows. you said to them that you only have one. no one believes, so they bomb your country. you're still don't have any cows, but at least now you are a part of democration.

NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

you have 2 cows. the left one looks very attractive..

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

you have 2 cows. your business looks very good. you close your office then go to drink beer to celebrate it..

INDONESIAN CORPORATION

you have 2 cows. two of it you steal from others then you sell it. you save the money in a non-budgeter account. you use some four your champaign but most of it you keep four your son.

MALAYSIAN CORPORATION

you have 2 cows but all of it you steal from indonesia..